Velma is having none of your vampire shit today.
I don’t know why but this looks to me like I’m on an operation table receiving surgery from cats
Nevermind this is it
I’ve put together a simple chart that explains the various ways you should and shouldn’t summon a waiter over to your table, and the service you’re likely to receive accordingly.
Because if one more middle aged, obnoxious asshole goes “hey you!” and snaps their fingers at me, I WILL snap said person’s neck.
I waitressed my way through college and one night this guy yells at me “Oi! you with the tits!” and my co-worker Matthew walked up to him and said “yes?”
Is saying “excuse me” really bad? D: I don’t mean to come off as rude when I say it, I say it when I feel bad about inconveniencing people…
middle schoolers complaining about how stressful school is