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cyborglovesong:

Velma is having none of your vampire shit today.

kireinahana:

thirp:

I don’t know why but this looks to me like I’m on an operation table receiving surgery from cats

Nevermind this is it

(Source: catasters)

tuna-crossing:

漬物飴沢

miss-nerdgasmz:

danglingthpider:

notcrazyiswear:

I’ve put together a simple chart that explains the various ways you should and shouldn’t summon a waiter over to your table, and the service you’re likely to receive accordingly.

Because if one more middle aged, obnoxious asshole goes “hey you!” and snaps their fingers at me, I WILL snap said person’s neck.

I waitressed my way through college and one night this guy yells at me “Oi! you with the tits!” and my co-worker Matthew walked up to him and said “yes?”

Is saying “excuse me” really bad? D: I don’t mean to come off as rude when I say it, I say it when I feel bad about inconveniencing people…

yourfavoriteauntie:

Tell them!!!

(Source: skyphoi)

#thedangerzone

Mewtwo: i see now that the circumstances of ones birth are irrelevant. it is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are.
Mew: mew

englland:

middle schoolers complaining about how stressful school is

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(Source: englland)

(Source: danandryan)

Don’t be nice to people

(Source: the-triumph-forks)

treasurefish:

I will NEVER REGRET THIS HAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAH

People aren’t always going to be there for you, that’s why you learn to handle things on your own
—Unknown (via ohteenscanrelate)

(Source: oannawan)

tastefullyoffensive:

[blaine gibson]